1. Party your buttocks off before swot week (and during swot week if you need to)2. Eat lots of bananas - they help for stress
3. Bite your nails if it helps, preferably your toe nails (no-one can see those) if you're flexible enough
4. Wear a poncho when taking exams in the Great Hall - bird poop stains (for life)
5. For Stats students, smarties are always a 'happier' way to calculate means, modes and ranges, and whatever else it is you people do
6. Rest is always good, so don't neglect that little nap in the afternoon, after a long night out
7. Play 30 seconds: a little general knowledge might not get you that first, but it is ALWAYS helpful to BS your way through
8. If you finish your exam early, but you just missed the cut to leave, let one rip and see what happens
9. A discreet kick in the back of the chair in front of you, when the invigilator is not looking, is always encouraged to silence that noisy chewer or sniffer
10. If they're behind you... You're on your own
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